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FAQ > The Book of Joby > Q: Are any of the strange stories one hears about you true?

 

A: Um… that depends on which ones you’re referring to. Yes, small animals, whole bananas, and a flock of wild turkeys really have fallen onto my car out of various perfectly clear skies. Yes, I did once successfully administer artificial respiration to an octopus. (Don’t worry. It’s done with one’s hands, not one’s mouth.) But, no, I never saved the life of a Beverly Hills dental hygienist using nothing but a butterfly net, a trowel, and a spool of dental floss. That one is just a wild rumor.